So at the incessant prodding of a friend, I decided I’d write the world’s most epic love story. So, here it goes!
The last man and woman on earth are sitting in a room. Suddenly, there’s a knock at the door.
THAT IS AN ORIGINAL, PEOPLE!!! I did not steal that general idea of the whole “last man on earth, knock at the door” theme.
Just get over it. Gosh, everybody’s a critic these days…