I have a homicidal squirrel problem…

No, really. The squirrels in my backyard are trying to kill me (that sounds very schizophrenic, doesn’t it?). Everytime I go into our kitchen or step out onto our back porch, acorns literally start raining down upon whichever area of the porch I am standing. The closest call I’ve had was last night when one missed me only because I dodged it. I looked up into the trees, and who was sitting there looking down back at me? The NC Grey Squirrel (I’m aware that they don’t just belong to us, you dirty hipsters). I don’t know what I did to warrant such behavior from them. I think I might have to start shooting at them eventually. After all, they’re already perfecting they’re aim at me…

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